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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

The Management and the CRAP Program | Really Funny And Humorous Letter

Subject: Management and the CRAP Program
Dear Staff,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the worldwide slowdown of
economies, since the being of 2008, Management has decided to implement a
scheme to put workers of 30 plus years of age on early retirement.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retiring Appropriate People Early).
People selected for RAPE can also apply to management for eligibility in
SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). People who have been
RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Systematic
Coursing Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice
and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

People who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for
Dependents or Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early
Severance). Obviously people who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or
SCREWED any further by management.

People staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity
Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of
SHIT it gives to its employees. Should you feel that you do not receive
enough SHIT, please apply for CRAP (Corporate Rescue - Advanced Program).

Our Management has been trained to give you all the CRAP you may require to

Yours Sincerely,
The Management

Bye and have a nice time'

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